What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

No go.

Elon Musk posts throwback to SpaceX’s garage days after the 500th Falcon rocket launch; his caption reads - Times of India

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

No way

Est ad incidunt reiciendis ut aut.

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some innovative business ideas for leveraging AI in 2024?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Justin Bieber posts cryptic message about 'transactional relationships' after fans begged him to 'get help' - Page Six

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Why am I single?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

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