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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:27

Still no good
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
No way
Est ad incidunt reiciendis ut aut.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...